Don’t Be a Sucker

Don’t Be a Sucker

Don’t Be a Sucker
Scathing cultural commentary with an anti-fascist tilt. Hand-drawn art. Don't be a sucker - read this instead.

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All Goon Things Must Cum to an End
Our porn predicts our future: how changes in our viewing habits taught us to accept less from our political news
 • Blake Colquitt
Attention Tastes Good Like a Politik Should
Lolcows are the new political meta. So why aren’t we laughing?
 • Blake Colquitt
Do Crackpots Dream of Tinfoil Sheep?
In 2020, conspiracy became a political ideology. Our critical thinking never recovered.
 • Blake Colquitt
The Pissant and the Frog
A twenty-seven-year-old virgin is dragging Nazism back into the mainstream.
 • Blake Colquitt
It's Hard Out Here for a (Digital) Pimp
Sex sells online — but who really profits?
 • Blake Colquitt
Chat, Is It Gay to Wash My Own Ass?
iPads aren't raising your children. Their favorite streamer is.
 • Blake Colquitt
The Butterflies in Your Stomach Are Planning a Coup
It only took 250 years for American elites to forget why they hated monarchy
 • Blake Colquitt
You Are What You Beat, From Your Wife to Your Meat
How a poorly-written blog post led to the rise of gay conservatism, Steve Bannon, and Donald Trump
 • Blake Colquitt
Does This Dress Make My Performativism Look Fat?
On Ballerina Farm, the tradwife movement, Men's Rights Activism, Covid-19, RFK Jr., and Envy
 • Blake Colquitt
Dice, but With Balls
On Polymarket, Sports Betting, Michael Jordan, Pete Rose, Nuclear War, and Greed
 • Blake Colquitt
The Shape of My Jaw > That Which Emerges from It
On Clavicular, Looksmaxxers, Incels, Donald Trump, Andrew Tate, and Pride
 • Blake Colquitt
Don’t Be a Sucker

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