Don’t Be a Sucker

Don’t Be a Sucker

It's Hard Out Here for a (Digital) Pimp
Sex sells online — but who really profits?
Jun 5 • Blake Colquitt

May 2026

Chat, Is It Gay to Wash My Own Ass?
iPads aren't raising your children. Their favorite streamer is.
May 28 • Blake Colquitt
The Butterflies in Your Stomach Are Planning a Coup
It only took 250 years for American elites to forget why they hated monarchy
May 21 • Blake Colquitt
You Are What You Beat, From Your Wife to Your Meat
How a poorly-written blog post led to the rise of gay conservatism, Steve Bannon, and Donald Trump
May 14 • Blake Colquitt
Does This Dress Make My Performativism Look Fat?
On Ballerina Farms, the tradwife movement, Men's Rights Activism, Covid-19, RFK Jr., and Envy
May 7 • Blake Colquitt
Dice, but With Balls
On Polymarket, FanDuel, Sports Betting, Michael Jordan, Pete Rose, Nuclear War, and Greed
May 7 • Blake Colquitt
The Shape of My Jaw > That Which Emerges from It
On Clavicular, Looksmaxxers, Incels, Donald Trump, Andrew Tate, Bodybuilding.com, and Pride
May 7 • Blake Colquitt
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