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How the internet revolutionized celebrity culture and transformed fandom into a political force.
Jul 17
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Blake Colquitt
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Attention Tastes Good Like a Politik Should
Lolcows are the new political meta. So why aren’t we laughing?
Jul 6
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Blake Colquitt
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June 2026
Do Crackpots Dream of Tinfoil Sheep?
In 2020, conspiracy became a political ideology. Our critical thinking never recovered.
Jun 25
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Blake Colquitt
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The Pissant and the Frog
A twenty-seven-year-old virgin is dragging Nazism back into the mainstream.
Jun 12
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Blake Colquitt
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It's Hard Out Here for a (Digital) Pimp
Sex sells online — but who really profits?
Jun 5
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Blake Colquitt
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May 2026
Chat, Is It Gay to Wash My Own Ass?
iPads aren't raising your children. Their favorite streamer is.
May 28
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Blake Colquitt
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The Butterflies in Your Stomach Are Planning a Coup
It only took 250 years for American elites to forget why they hated monarchy
May 21
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Blake Colquitt
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You Are What You Beat, From Your Wife to Your Meat
How a poorly-written blog post led to the rise of gay conservatism, Steve Bannon, and Donald Trump
May 14
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Blake Colquitt
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Does This Dress Make My Performativism Look Fat?
On Ballerina Farms, the tradwife movement, Men's Rights Activism, Covid-19, RFK Jr., and Envy
May 7
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Blake Colquitt
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Dice, but With Balls
On Polymarket, FanDuel, Sports Betting, Michael Jordan, Pete Rose, Nuclear War, and Greed
May 7
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Blake Colquitt
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The Shape of My Jaw > That Which Emerges from It
On Clavicular, Looksmaxxers, Incels, Donald Trump, Andrew Tate, Bodybuilding.com, and Pride
May 7
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Blake Colquitt
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